Ah-buh. Guh. Haberdah. Blaberdaber. This “Lights Out Black Premier Suh Jersey” is terrifyingly swag. It is not an alt, likely not to be worn in a game. It has the old numbers, but the new logo, and new wordmark. It is, as the kids say, “Murdered out.” It is a craven attempt to appeal to my inner 17-year-old and despite my previously upturned nose IT SUCCEEDS WILDLY.