Seriously, who invented 4:00 kicks? Time to go to all one time zone. I'm ready. Bring it on. Lions. Seahawks. C'mon. Let's go.
Jiminy Christmas, Miami, let's see some Wildcat. I don't care if New England'll sniff it right out and you'll lose, just make it interesting. GAH ALMOST HALFTIME. Will I make it through to see the other side before I die of boredom? Stay tuned to fined out.